'Dekhiye Veena Malik K
B( . ) ( . )Bs
Size 42
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Mene Sirf Dekhne Ko Kaha Tha
Aap To Dabate Hi Ja Rahe Ho.
'LARKI APNI DAADI SE
DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY
DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH NAHI BETA YE SAB MUFT PHUDI LENAY K BAHANAY HAIN.'
U picked me up,
U took me home,
U put ur hands around my waist,
U took off my top,
then U put ur lips om mine.
THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
You got STYLE...
You got SEX-APPEAL...
You got the BRAINS...
and you sure as hell got the BODY....
WAIT!!!!!...
SORRY....
wrong number
I luv the way it rubs
aganst the soft pink flesh
creating creamy fomy liquid,
as it trust in and out up & down,
cant wait till nxt time
my toothBrush
hold it gently,
put2fingrs,
if dey dont fit,
fos dem in,
if de hole's big enaf,
put3,
muv up & down,
slowly..
ooh yes..
can u fil it?
dats how u wash a glass.
Both of you go up and down,
protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night,
never tired always alert.....
I Know you love....
Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.
SEX SEX is My Fav.
I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd!
U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday;)
Wat is it dat a girl & boy
do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
Wat Else.
A girl phoned me
the other day and said...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over.
Nobody was home
Opn ur legs n get on top of me.. well,
do ur thing nice n slow.. open it wide so
yhat u can do ur thing quick,
There u go!! u've just dropped a bomb on me [Toilet]
An independant study has
proven dat those
who have a bad sex life
& who are crap in bed
are readin dis message in their right hand!
Q: to make it straight she pulls it,
to make it stand she rubs it,
to make it stiff she licks it,
to let it in she pushes it.
what is she doing?
A: threading a needle
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in...
and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
if i send u a text
i can play with ur thoughts non-stop,
if i give u a call
i can play with ur mind non-stop,
if i woz 2 meet u
i'd play with ur body non-stop.........
._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Do I have permission to make
an emergency landing
in your bedroom tonight!
I really deeply wish that
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed
& lights is off
& we get under the cover together..
2 show u my
glow in the dark watch.
Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
There is
Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !
What is Long & Hard,
has a hole at the tip
and when u insert it into a wet,
hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler
I hereby place u under arrest
4 violating code 069
distracting public with
ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal.
Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.
Of all the babes u r my selection.
Please don't giv me a rejection.
My teeth are clean for ur inspection
so give my mouth a tongue injection!
Feeling bored?
Think of me.
Feeling sad?
Call me.
Feeling lonely?
See me.
Feeling horny?
Use ur hand &
enjoy the art of messaging
The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
4 days of bleeding without dying,
letting a man come without yelling.
B( . ) ( . )Bs
Size 42
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mene Sirf Dekhne Ko Kaha Tha
Aap To Dabate Hi Ja Rahe Ho.
'LARKI APNI DAADI SE
DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY
DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH NAHI BETA YE SAB MUFT PHUDI LENAY K BAHANAY HAIN.'
U picked me up,
U took me home,
U put ur hands around my waist,
U took off my top,
then U put ur lips om mine.
THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
You got STYLE...
You got SEX-APPEAL...
You got the BRAINS...
and you sure as hell got the BODY....
WAIT!!!!!...
SORRY....
wrong number
I luv the way it rubs
aganst the soft pink flesh
creating creamy fomy liquid,
as it trust in and out up & down,
cant wait till nxt time
my toothBrush
hold it gently,
put2fingrs,
if dey dont fit,
fos dem in,
if de hole's big enaf,
put3,
muv up & down,
slowly..
ooh yes..
can u fil it?
dats how u wash a glass.
Both of you go up and down,
protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night,
never tired always alert.....
I Know you love....
Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.
SEX SEX is My Fav.
I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd!
U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday;)
Wat is it dat a girl & boy
do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
Wat Else.
A girl phoned me
the other day and said...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over.
Nobody was home
Opn ur legs n get on top of me.. well,
do ur thing nice n slow.. open it wide so
yhat u can do ur thing quick,
There u go!! u've just dropped a bomb on me [Toilet]
An independant study has
proven dat those
who have a bad sex life
& who are crap in bed
are readin dis message in their right hand!
Q: to make it straight she pulls it,
to make it stand she rubs it,
to make it stiff she licks it,
to let it in she pushes it.
what is she doing?
A: threading a needle
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in...
and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
if i send u a text
i can play with ur thoughts non-stop,
if i give u a call
i can play with ur mind non-stop,
if i woz 2 meet u
i'd play with ur body non-stop.........
._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Do I have permission to make
an emergency landing
in your bedroom tonight!
I really deeply wish that
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed
& lights is off
& we get under the cover together..
2 show u my
glow in the dark watch.
Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
There is
Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !
What is Long & Hard,
has a hole at the tip
and when u insert it into a wet,
hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler
I hereby place u under arrest
4 violating code 069
distracting public with
ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal.
Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.
Of all the babes u r my selection.
Please don't giv me a rejection.
My teeth are clean for ur inspection
so give my mouth a tongue injection!
Feeling bored?
Think of me.
Feeling sad?
Call me.
Feeling lonely?
See me.
Feeling horny?
Use ur hand &
enjoy the art of messaging
The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
4 days of bleeding without dying,
letting a man come without yelling.
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