Dirty sms

Aalu Lo, Bhindi Lo, Bengan Lo,
Ghiya Lo, Gobhi Lo, Aadu Lo,
Kela Lo, Tamaatar Lo, Karela Lo,
Jo Dil Kare Ohi Lo Bhai Kyunki..
Bund Tuhadi Hai..

Khaansi k mareezon k liye khushkhabri..
Balgham nikaalnay ka asaan elaaj.
subha sham 10 dafa jaldi jaldi bolain
Khyber Pakhtoonkhwah,
Khyber Pakhtoonkhwah.

NAME: Rani Jamadarni
Pesha: Jhaaro dyna
SPECIALIST: Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth: 16/03/74
WEIGHT:85 Kgs
HEIGHT: 5’5″
COLOR: Dark chocolate black
BIRTH PLACE:Bhains Colony karachi
DREAM: Shaadi karun ge to sirf sms pharny waly sy
Oye hoye..

Muskurahat to dekho dulhay ki…

Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha
1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?
Dr: Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.
Magar Kese?
Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me Daalu Ga.

Kamzor Dil Wale Plz ye sms na parhen
Ek bht khubsurat Larki hoti hy
Gali ka har Larka usay pasand krta tha
Ek bar us ki Tabiyat khraab ho gayi
Us ko ultiyan aane lagin
Us ne ek glass mein Ulti ki aur kaha
“Jo mujh se Sacha Pyar Kart hy Wo ye ulti pee le”
Ek larka tayar ho jata hy Wo Aadha Glass peene
k baad ruk jata hy
Tou Larki puchti hy
“Kia hua ruk Q gaye?”

Us larke ne Hasrat Bhari Nigah se Dekha aur kaha
“Balgham Aa Gaya Tha Chaba Raha Tha…” 

Ek admi public Bathroom gia
0r 2 ghanty bad nikla:
Bahr betha jmadar bola: “40 rupe”
Admi bola:
“kameene me tat’ti keti aa

Yahoo Ty chat nai keti.”