Fun is the essence of life. What is life without laughter? Laugh allows
us to brighten up the mood and at the same time, forget pain. It helps
us to look at the positive side of life. Hence, we can always do with
some funny messages and jokes which will give us a healthy laugh. The
search rate for funny messages is hence particularly high. You too now
can greet your friends with funny sms and jokes. Check out the following
collection of funny messages.
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If you are in love with two people at the same time. Choose the
second person because if you have loved the 1st one who wouldn’t fallen
for the 2nd one anyway.
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If you want one to do the dishes,
And, to mow the lawn,
You can search for the person,
When I am gone.
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Falling in love is easy as long as you find someone to catch you.
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True love is like a ghost. When everyone speaks about it but none has found it yet.
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Always aim for the moon. Even if you don’t get it you’ll fall amongst starts.
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The irony of marriage is women want men to change after marriage
and men hope that women will not change. As a result, both are
disappointed.
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You’ll know that you are in love when you think that you have got
the most beautiful woman and you’ll know that you’re out of it when the
same woman will become ugly.
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Similarity between good wine and love is that both mature with age.
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Falling in and out of love is easy when you are young. As you grow old, falling in becomes harder and falling out gets hardest.
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What is recession?
When ‘wine’ and ‘women’ get replaced by ‘water’ and ‘wife’ that critical phase of life is called recession.
- A man who can laugh at the face of a difficulty is the one who has found someone to blame it on.
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I don’t say that I am always right but then I’m never wrong.
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Why do the wedding photos always have the bride on the left side of
the groom? Because in a balance sheet liability is always mentioned in
the left column and assets are mentioned in the right.
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Can I say that I am working hard if I stare at the monitor of my computer blankly all day long?
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It’s better to say nothing and be called a fool than opening your mouth to remove all doubts.
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A Chinese proverb says that talking once to a genius is like
reading books of knowledge for a month. So, feel free to call me
anytime.
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Handsome
Cute
Loving
Smart
Spirited
Intelligent
Well, enough of me. What about you?
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