Kiss sms

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.    

 
Dear customer!
your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
You have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug
will be expired on 14th February 2012

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl,
always give her the benefit of the doubt.

"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.

If I could bring back memories
I would bring the first day I kissed you I look you in the eyes and felt love.
Thank god an angel came into my life!

 
Read out this SMS very carefully
watch as u read it wide coz i've filled it with staffed loads of kisses &
hundreds loads of hugs inside...

 
Proposing u was my desire
having u is my jackpot
loving u is my attitude
pleasing u is my duty
missing u is my habit
kissing u is my wish
2gether 4eva my fulfillment

Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional yaar just b practical
so STOP loving and START Kissing.

 
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

 
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk.

softer than flower. since i have u as my lover,

come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear.

u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

 
A hug for you means I need you.

A kiss for you means I love you.

A call for you means I'm missing you.

 
TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD,

kiSS me wHen i'm saD,

hug me wHen i cRy,

caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

Good morning sms

 “MORNING”
is a good time to “REMEMBER
all the sweet things &
all sweet persons in your “LIFE
so wake up with your
“SWEET MEMORIES”

! GOOD MORNING!

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FRESH FLOWERS 4 U.
AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN PHOOLO KI TARAH MEHKTI RAHE.
Good Morning...
gud morn.

The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi?

Hi & Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai
?GOOD MORNING?

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits
- LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND
and told me 2 share them with peal Dear 2 me.
I’m sharing all with U…

Good Morning!

An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!
Good Morning.

You are my sweet SONA,
I don’t want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart’s KONA,
Otherwise i’ll start RONA,
Atleast good morning to KAR LONA…….

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend.

How much ever you go away from me,then more my love awaits for u.
I may not speak to you,but my heart will always feel and says u r my sweetest friend.
:)Good morning:)

Zindgi har pal khas nahi hoti,
phool ki khushbu hamesha paas nahi hoti,
milna to hamare taqdir me likha tha,
varna itni pyaari DOSTI itefaq nahi hoti..!
:)Good morning:)

Bewafa sms

Main Bewafa hi Shahi

Teri Ulfat Ko Pane K Liye Kia Kuch Nahi Kiya ""
Main Bewafa Hi Sahi,
Tu Apni Wafa Tou Sabit Kar ... ~.~ 

Itne Pyar Se Chaha Jaye

Itne Pyar Se Chaha Jaye To Pather Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hain.....
!..... Wasi .....!
Najane Yeh Faani insan itna ANA Parast Q Hai........ 


Hum Bebas hain

Hum Bebas hain
Be-Parwah Nahi,
Hum Udaas Hain
Khafa Nahi,
Qadar Karte Hain
Doston Ki Dil Se,
''Hum Zindagi me Majboor to ho Sakte hain Lekin Beeewafa Nahi,...=( 

Tum rooth jaoo mujhse

Tum rooth jaoo mujhse
Aisa kabhi na karna
Main ik Nazar ko tarsun
Aisa kabhi na karna
Main Pooch Pooch haarun
So so sawaal kar ke
Tum kuch jawab na do
Aisa kabhi na karna
Mujhse hi milke hasna,Mujhse hi milke rona
Mujhse bichard ke jee lo
Aisa kabhi na karna
Tum chaand banke rehna
Main dekhta rahunga
Kisi roz tum na niklo
Aisa Kabhi na karna
Tum chale jaoo
Jab bhi to dekhun tumhara raasta
Tum loat ke na aaoo
AISA KABHI NA KARNA
AISA KABHI NA KARNA

Bewafa


hay salman kya hall hai main tum say ek batt kehna chahta hon plz kabi packege hi kar liya karo main yeh sms internet kay through bage raha hon sub ko mera salam dena
 

Sexy sms

'Dekhiye Veena Malik K

B( . ) ( . )Bs

Size 42
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Mene Sirf Dekhne Ko Kaha Tha
Aap To Dabate Hi Ja Rahe Ho. 





'LARKI APNI DAADI SE
DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY
DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH NAHI BETA YE SAB MUFT PHUDI LENAY K BAHANAY HAIN.'



U picked me up,
U took me home,
U put ur hands around my waist,
U took off my top,
then U put ur lips om mine.
THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI


Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...



You got STYLE...
You got SEX-APPEAL...
You got the BRAINS...
and you sure as hell got the BODY....
WAIT!!!!!...
SORRY....
wrong number


I luv the way it rubs
aganst the soft pink flesh
creating creamy fomy liquid,
as it trust in and out up & down,
cant wait till nxt time

my toothBrush 



hold it gently,
put2fingrs,
if dey dont fit,
fos dem in,
if de hole's big enaf,
put3,
muv up & down,
slowly..
ooh yes..
can u fil it?
dats how u wash a glass.



Both of you go up and down,
protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night,
never tired always alert.....
I Know you love....
Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.



SEX SEX is My Fav.
I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd!
U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday;)


Wat is it dat a girl & boy
do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno

Voting..
Wat Else.



A girl phoned me
the other day and said...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over.

Nobody was home



Opn ur legs n get on top of me.. well,
do ur thing nice n slow.. open it wide so
yhat u can do ur thing quick,
There u go!! u've just dropped a bomb on me [Toilet]


An independant study has
proven dat those
who have a bad sex life
& who are crap in bed
are readin dis message in their right hand! 


Q: to make it straight she pulls it,
to make it stand she rubs it,
to make it stiff she licks it,
to let it in she pushes it.
what is she doing?

A: threading a needle



QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in...
and soft and wet when it comes out?

ANSWER:
Bubblegum



if i send u a text
i can play with ur thoughts non-stop,
if i give u a call
i can play with ur mind non-stop,
if i woz 2 meet u
i'd play with ur body non-stop.........



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Do I have permission to make
an emergency landing
in your bedroom tonight!



I really deeply wish that
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed
& lights is off
& we get under the cover together..
2 show u my

glow in the dark watch.



Loading the Babe meter.....
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100% COMPLETE
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ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!




He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!




There is
Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...

NO SEX !




What is Long & Hard,
has a hole at the tip
and when u insert it into a wet,
hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler



I hereby place u under arrest
4 violating code 069
distracting public with
ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal.
Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.



Of all the babes u r my selection.
Please don't giv me a rejection.
My teeth are clean for ur inspection
so give my mouth a tongue injection!




Feeling bored?
Think of me.
Feeling sad?
Call me.
Feeling lonely?
See me.
Feeling horny?
Use ur hand &
enjoy the art of messaging



The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
4 days of bleeding without dying,
letting a man come without yelling. 

5 reasons to send love sms

What could be important about a text message, right? They’re so short, and everybody sends so many of them, that it seems impossible that one little message could carry any real meaning. But this is in fact a misconception—we are always paying attention to what we hear from others, especially our romantic partners. Your sending a message of love to your boyfriend or girlfriend, even in a text, can have a huge impact on what they do next. The short medium actually encourages you to choose your words more carefully, condensing them for a more powerful expression of how you really feel. If that isn’t enough, here are five more reasons why you should send your loved one a romantic message each and every day!

1. To Keep That Spark Alive

The initial infatuation of a relationship always fades after a while. But the key to keeping that delightful sizzle between the two of you can be easy to achieve: spontaneity. You can use text messaging to surprise your lover with brief, sexy notes from you whenever they least expect it. Or if you’re planning on meeting for a tryst later, sending your lover a quick message in the interim can get them even more excited about what’s to come!

2. To Facilitate Communication

We all know that communication is crucial to any relationship, yet so many couples find it difficult to open channels to one another. A short little text message can be all it takes to open the floodgates later. Staying in contact throughout the day can have a profound effect on your relationship with your boyfriend or girlfriend, making it easier for you to open up to each other when you finally meet in person.

3. To Apologize

Certainly, if there’s been a real conflict between the two of you, you can’t use texting as a replacement for an in-person apology. However, it can work great as an ice-breaker, an apology for a tiny issue, or as a follow-up apology following the main event. In a short message like a text, emphasize your love for your partner and how truly sorry you are for your actions. This will help to solidify their forgiveness.

4. To Brighten Their Day

Most of us go to work or school expecting the same old thing, and even something as small as a spontaneous “I love you” from our partners is enough to get our hearts racing. You love your significant other, so why not reach out to them and make their day a little happier? They’re bound to show you their appreciation later.

5. To Remind Them of You

As your loved one is constantly in your thoughts, it’s good to know that you are in theirs, as well. Reminding your boyfriend or girlfriend with a text message of how important they are to you might make a real difference in their day. Of course, there’s no need to overdo it. A healthy relationship is one in which both sides are always considerate of each other.

Bless sms

Whatever your dreams,
whether big or small,
may this year be the year
in which you have them all fulfilled.


O LORD, please grant
prosperity,
happiness,
contentment,
love & most importantly youthful looks to all my ageing frens...:-):-) hehe


May the God of Hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit.


May You Rise To The New Heights Of Success
May The Dreams Of Your Eyes Come Alive
&
May Each Step U Take
Bring Smiles To U Forever.


A Smile to start a day.A prayer to bless your way.A cheer to say.
Have a beautiful day.


Sweet things are easy to buy.Sweet people are easy to say.But sweet people like u are very difficult to find.May your whole life be as sweet as you.


May the blessings of Lord be with you Today and Always
Congrats on Your job


Todays Weather report : U will have rain of blessings, wind of joy, fog of peace, Dew of love, snow of happiness,and blossom of waheguru grace.



Congratulations !!!

On your new little one.
May you always be
As happy as you r today.
And, for you and your new
baby we wish blessings
from GOD above....


Every natural rose is an autograph from the hands of god & every real friend is a blessing from the eyes of god.
U r truly a blessing.


May the Fragrance of joy that these Roses want to
"Spread in your Life,Last Forever"

Hurt sms

Insan ko taklif tab nai hoti jab koi apna dur chala jata hai
taklif tab hoti hai
jab 'koi apna' pas hokr bhi duriya bana leta hai



One 0f The Hardest
Things To Do ...
Is To Delete 0ld Messages
That
0nce Meant A Lot To You .



You Know What Hurts
The Most ? ? ?

-

-
The Fact That

I Can't Say , I LOST YOU
Because
Apparently I Never HAD YOU ... =/



My heart longs for you,
My soul dies for you,
My eyes cry for you,
My empty arms reach out for you.



I Don't Regret My Past.

I Just Regret The Time

I've Wasted With The Wrong People



Hurting Someone Who Really Cares For You
Is As Easy As Throwing Stone In The Lake

But You Don't Know

How Deep That Stone Goes...!!



The ability to feel pain
is not a weakness, it's a strength.

And those who can endure it, are stronger.



Kisi Ke Liye Marna To Asaan Hota Hai

Par Kisi Ki Yaadon Ke Sahare Jeena Bahot Mushkil Hota Hai



its very easy to hurt someone & say
"sorry"

But its really difficult to get hurt & say
" Its Ok "


You hurted me a lot,
Even you decieved me,,
But my heart still rises up to bless you always.


Tum lakh padh lo pyar ki kitabein,

Jinki fitrat mein hi dga ho woh dga hi dete hain . . .

Koi Dikha kar roye,

koi chipa kar roye

Hame rulane wale hame rula kar roye

marne me maja to tab hai Jab katil khud janaje par aakar roye.. !

 

 

 

I’m A Lonely Road Of

Broken Dreams

Its A Boulevard That

I’m Searching For

These Stars Are All

So Dull

Its The Moon That I’m

Searching For

Happiness Is So Angry

At Me

Its Life That I’m

Searching For

There Is A Crowd

Around Me At All Times

Its a Friend That I’m

Searching For

My Life Is Just Like

Path

Its A Destination That

I’m Searching For

Don’t Know What Is It

That I’ve Lost

May Be Its ‘ME’ That

I’m Searching For !!

 

 

 

 

The Day Was The Last

The Day Was Gone

The Day Was Sad

The Day Made Me Mad

Cuz You Left My Heart

 

 

 

when a very sweet & close person goes to far away from us,

we may say or not say, but our heart says to their heart-

" U MADE ME ALONE "

missing u...

is the not hard part""

but

knowing that

i once had u?

is what breaks my heart...

 

 

Body me 70%pani hota H

par jab chot lagti H to khun nikalta H

humare dil me 100% khun bhara hota H

to use chot lagne par ankho se pani Q aata H?